When I found him, he wasjust sitting there, waiting for me.He said 'I thought you ditched me,' and then he started getting choked up and actually started crying!I gave him a hug and kind of let him cry it out – but I was really relieved when he said he was going home.

I knew nothing about him other than his name and the fact that he was 16 years my senior. It ended up being the shortest dinner date in history — a total of 22 minutes, mostly consisting of him making outdated pop culture references in an attempt to relate to me.

Every time I tried to steer the conversation towards his interests or some kind of mutual ground, he would come out with questions like "So what's your favorite show on MTV?

" and "So how about that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman? I was bored to tears and couldn't wait to get out of there.

"My OK Cupid date was a college senior home for break.

I was the one who drunkenly suggested having sex in a public bathroom.

On my way out, I was yanked aside for questioning by police officers on suspicion of prostitution.Flushed and wasted, with my panties stuffed in my coat pocket, I did my best to explain that I was just talkingwith my "friend" in the bathroom.I managed to squeeze out some crocodile tears so the officers wouldn't slap me with public indecency charges.The lady officer told me to 'never let a man treat you that way again.'" "My first-ever OK Cupid date was an hour late for dinner, which in itself was a bad idea (first-date dinners are the worst). I blocked his number." "I immediately knew I wasn't attracted to him, but I invited him to a party I was going to just to be polite.Then he spent 20 minutes describing how bad one of his former online dates' vagina smelled. It was awful." "I met this sexy guy on Plenty Of Fish and he started asking me what shoe size I was and what color my toenails were painted. When we got to the party I told him I had to use the restroom and I'd meet up with him later.So I asked him if he had a foot fetish, and he was like, 'Any normal man wants his woman to have nice feet.' Then a couple days later he brought up my feet again, and I told him I just didn't see a future for us. Then I ran into some friends and was chatting with them and kind of lost track of time.